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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, July 7th, 1920"

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"A very nice kind of boat too," I agreed.
"And the biggest man of all hadn't got _any_ body at all."
I suggested weakly that perhaps the biggest man of all had left his body
behind on the table at home. The suggestion was scorned.
"No, he hadn't never had any body at all, _this_ man," she replied. And
then, as my interest seemed to be flagging again, "They all had _very_ rosy
faces; and do you know why they had?"
"I don't, I'm sure."
"Because they'd eaten up all their greens."
Vanquished at last, I went over to visit the eupeptic voyagers. Seven in
all, they stood in their bright boat on a blue sea beneath a round and
burning sun. Their legs were long and thin, their bodies globular (all save
one), and their faces large. They were dressed apparently in light pink
doublets and hose, and on his head each wore a huge purple turban the shape
of a cottage loaf, surmounted by a ragged plume. They varied greatly in
stature, but their countenances were all fixed in the same unmeaning stare.
Take it all in all, it was an eerie and terrible scene.
"I don't quite see how the boat moves along, Priscilla," I said; "it hasn't
any oars or sail."
It was a tactless remark and the artist made no reply. I did my best to
cover my blunder.
"I expect the wind blew very hard on their feathers," I said, "and that
drove them along."
"What colour is the wind?" inquired Priscilla.
She had me there. I confessed that I did not know.


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