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"Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 26, September 24, 1870"


ANTHONY, he can raise a Revolution in New York City, at any time,
for ten cents. Let those whom it may concern take heed.
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Bluff King Bill.
L.N. declared his determination to kick old King BILLY, of Prussia, off
from French territory. Well, it would only have been a new illustration
of "footing the Bill."
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Query.
As soon as the abominable fat-boiling nuisances have been abolished,
will it be right to say that they have fallen into de-_suet_-ude?
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A Seasonable Conundrum.
Why is New York City like the ex-Emperor of the French?
Because it has just got rid of its Census.
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A Suggestion.
In consideration of the splendid jewels worn by him, might not Colonel
JIM FISK be more appropriately called Colonel GEM FISK.
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[Illustration: THE SPIRIT OF THE WAR.
A Sketch In the Bowery.
_Small Frenchman._ "WHAT FOR YOU HIT ME WITH YOUR DAMBABY VEN YOU PASS?"
_Big German._ "WANTS TO FIGHT?--DINKS YOU CAN WHIP ME, EH?"
_Small Frenchman._ "NO--BUT I CAN GIVE YOUR DAMBABY ONE BLACK EYE!"]
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BY GEORGE!
LAKE GEORGE, August 30.
DEAR PUNCHINELLO:--I arrived here last Saturday, and as I would be the
last person to allow a commendable enterprise to languish for want of
proper encouragement, and in order to put the Hotel proprietors out of
suspense, I thought I would let you know without further delay that I
consider Lake George a success.


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