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"Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 18, July 30, 1870"

If this should prove true, Oregon venison must be anything but a
benison; but it is more than likely that the report originated in the
fact that there is in the East Indies a species of the cervine family
known as the Hog deer.

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Scientific Intelligence.
We learn from exchanges that in Missouri, where the wages of
working-people average five dollars _per diem_, that the Legislature
have decreed a Mining Bureau, and a Geological Survey of the State--the
remuneration of the assistant geologists to be at the rate of $1.50 _per
diem_. Why should these learned geologists waste their time for a
compensation so mean? Let them rather convert their surveying-staffs
into ox-goads, and turn their attention to Gee-haw-logy,--'twill pay
better than t'other thing.

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Men and Manners
The following paragraph, cut from a newspaper, suggests a good deal:
"A Hindoo cabby, before mounting the box and taking the reins, always
first prays that his driving may be to the glory of his God.


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