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"Punchinello, Volume 1, No. 18, July 30, 1870"


Two colors that once were fashionable in the Parisian _toilette_, viz.:
BISMARCK brown and Prussian blue, are now excluded from court circles,
by command of the Empress.
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Weather or No.
Most remarkable in the history of mathematics are the calculations
published by the weather-prophet of the _Express_. Arithmetic turns pale
when she glances at them, and, striking her multiplication table with
her algebraic knuckles, demands to know why the _Express_ does not add a
Cube-it to its THATCHER.
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Comparative Industry.
It is reported that "the journeymen lathers demand four dollars per
day." As a question of comparative soap, the latherers will in due time
strike too. The ultimatum will be-"Raise our pay or we drop the Razor."
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"Omnibus Hoc," etc.
What is the difference between theft in an omnibus and the second deal
at cards?
One is a Game of the Stage, and the other is a Stage of the Game.
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OUR AGRICULTURAL COLUMN.


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