[_Indignantly._] Relief? Certainly not. It's real work.
TIPPY. With real money--that's great.
KATE. Oh, it's nothing fancy; but it'll pay enough for Ted to live
better than he has been living.
[TED _doesn't grow enthusiastic, and_ KATE _becomes resentful.
Sensing this_, TIPPY _keeps up the badinage._]
TIPPY. How many questions will you give me to name the job?
KATE. Oh, you'd never guess it.
TIPPY. Come on, Ted, we'll alternate and spot it in ten questions.
I'm first. Is it indoors or out?
KATE. In.
[_They wait for TED's question._]
TED. [_Dully._] Is it working on commission?
KATE. [_Triumphantly._] No. Regular wages.
TIPPY. Is the wage above or below $25.00 a week?
KATE. It's a little below.
TED. Is it in an office?
KATE. No.
TIPPY. Would he wear a white collar at work?
KATE. Yes.
TIPPY. Hey, Ted, use your head. That's five questions gone.
TED. Do I have to sell anything?
KATE. No.
TIPPY. Indoors. No office. Low wages. White collar. No selling.
[_Thinking._] Does he work with his hands or his head--or his
mouth?
KATE. His hands and his mouth.
TIPPY. But not his head. That's illuminating.
TED. How did you get this job?
KATE. I got it the only way you can get jobs for anybody these
days--by asking it as a favor from someone who had it to give.
TED. I see.
KATE. [_Resentful._] You don't seem very appreciative.
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